"O.k eyeryone, dinner's ready!" Konan and Kakuzu called.
"I'm starving dammit!"
"Food for Tobi!"
"What did I tell you!DON'T SLIDE DOWN THE BANISTERS!!" Konan yelled as they all slide down the banisters and jumped off one by one.
"Don't tell me what to do bitch."Hidan said as he walked towards the table.
"Why don't you say that to my face, you a-"
"Everyone just sit down and eat." Kakuzu interjected before a fight could start.
"Y'know Akira, I couldn't help but notice your shirt." Hidan stated after everyone started eating.
"Shut up , you f'ing pervert." Aira said,glaring at Hidan.
"No.Akira,un.He's talking about what's written on your shirt." Deidara said around a mouthful of corn.
"Oh, sorry Hidan." Akira said as she stood up so they could read what was in her shirt, it said;
"Really?You were a medical ninja?" Konan asked.
"Actully, I still am."Akira said, sitting down.
"Wow.What does division 7 do?" Hidan asked.
"Division 7 is the highest group, dealing with major medical issues,and to get to division 7 can take years, even for experienced ninjas." Akira explained.
"How long did it take you ?" Sasori asked
"Lady Tsunade trained me for about 4 years before I was put into a division, and I was put into division 7 a year after I became a chunin, so about 5 years." Akira replied "And ironicaly, my cell is cell 7."
"Wait, cell 7? Who lead it?" Itachii asked urgently.
"Who was in your cell?"
"Naruto Uzumaki,and after Sasuke Uchiha left, Sai took his place."
"Did Sasuke ever come back?" Konan asked
"I don't know nor care." Akira said, angerliy stabing her chicken
"Why,un?" Deidara asked, watching an obvious display of anger
"Because, Sasuke Uchiha is a lying, promise breaking, no good jackass." Akira growled.
"OH." they all said in unision.
"Any thing else?" Sasori asked
"Well, 1 or 2 things, but I'll tell you in the morning."
A few minutes later, Kisame jumped up with a goldfish in a bowl and said
"One day, Veronica and I are gonna get married, on top of a mountain.There'll flutes playing, and trombones, and flowers, and gardens of fresh,herbs.And we will dance, until the sun rises, and our children will form a family band, and we'll tour the country side, and YOU PEOPLE AREN'T INVITED!"
"FINE!But we're still going." Pein said.
Then, all of a sudden, Itachi bolted up and yelled: "All you talk about is that stupid, damn fish.MY JASHIN!It is SO.FUCKING.IRRITATING!!!!!" and stomped up stairs.
"Uh, I probley should go check on him." Kisame said as he began t stand up.
"Uh, yeah." Akira said as she ate some green beans.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In The Bedroom.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Itachi?" Kisame said as he stepped into their shared bedroom
"What?!" Itachi asked.
"What's wrong?" Kisame asked the raven haired boy.
"What's wrong?WHAT'S WRONG! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG! YOU TREAT THAT STUPID FISH LIKE SHE'S A REAL HUMAN!WHILE YOU HAVE PERFECTLY GOOD PEOPLE AROUND YOU ALL THE TIME!AND ONE THAT SLEEPS,NOT EVEN 3 FEET AWAY FROM YOU EACH NIGHT I MIGHT ADD!" Itachi snapped as she spun around, with tears in his eyes.
Kisame brought Itachi into a hug.
"Kisame." Itachi said as he looked up at the shark."MMF!"he mummbled when Kisame kissed him.Kisame smirked into the kiss as Itachi moaned.He walked over to lock the door and turn off the light."Click".And they both fell on the bed.
"I love you."
"Love you too."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Downstairs about 15 mins. later.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Everyone had finished dinner and was watching t.v in the living room when they heard a"THUMP." coming from upstairs.
"That sounds like it's coming from Itachi and Kisame's room." Kakuzu said, turning down the volume.
"I'll go check."Pein said as he went upstairs.
"Hey, Itachi, Kisame, you o.k?" Pein said as he tryed the door knob.
"Locked.I guess I'll have to use my keys."Pein said as he got out Itachi and Kisame's room key.He heard moaning sounds coming from within.
"Hey , Itachi, What's the big ide-.AH!!" Pein said when he openede the door.
"My Jashin!!!." Pein said as he quickly closed the door behind him and ran down the stairs bright red.
"What's wrong Pein?" Akira asked when Pein ran into the living room , bright red and panting like a mad man.
"Itachi and kisame love each other." Pein said as he sat down on the couch
"Awww, good for them,un." Deidara said smiling.
"No, you don't understand, they really,really love each other." Pein said, feeling embaressed he had to explain that.
"OH."Hidan said, turning red with his hand over his mouth.
"A-and you s-saw them?"Akira asked, blushing.
"OH MY JASHIN." Akira said with her hand over her mouth.
"Ok, I still don't understand."
"THEY WERE DOING 'IT'!!!!" Pein shouted.
"OH" Everyone (except Konan.) said as Akira and Hidan turned a darker red than Sasori's hair.
"Well, we probley shouldn't do anything.Respect their privacy, y'know.'Hidan said calming down abit.There was a moment of silence before everyone shouted "Yeah right!"And went upstairs .
"Itachi,Kisame.I'need to talk to you."Pein said, knocking on the door.
"What?" Itachi asked when he opened the door,He and Kisame were wearing eachothers clothes, flushed and glistening with sweat.Itachi was fixing his hair into his usual ponytail.
"ITACHI WAS THE UKE!" Everyone yelled.
"I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!" Itachi yelled as he chased everyone down the stairs.
"Was he?"Pein asked Kisame.
"Looks like it's that time of the month for Itachi!"
" 'tachi's getting a belly! congradulations on your shark man babies!!!"
A few minutes later Itachi calmed down and went back upstairs.
"Oh, that was fun." Hidan laughed, wiping a few tears from his eyes.
"What are we going to do with Veronica?' Akira asked, pointing to the goldfish on the kitchen table.
" We could make sushi." Hidan offered, pulling a big butchers knife out if no where.
" We could flush her down the toilet."
"No, he wouldn't believe that."
While they were fighting over what to do with Veronica, Deidara picked up her bowl, walked over to the window, and threw her out the closed window.
"What?! Deidara! Why'd you do that?" Akira asked, walking over to where he and the broken window were.
"I did it so it'd look like Hidan snapped again and flipped the table out the window."
"But the table's still there and the stuff- WAIT! AGAIN?!"
"LOOK OUT!!!" Deidara yelled as he pulled Akira to his chest.
The table had flown through the window where Akira just had been.
"HIDAN!! WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR?!" Sasori yelled.
:Like Akira said, the table was still there, so I just fabricated the evidence." Hidan replied.
"BUT STILL!!!" Deidara and Sasori yelled.
"Wow Hidan, I didn't know you knew words like fabricate." Kakuzu said.
"Yeah, I guess you didn't know I actully learn me a book some times."
"....You just lost every ounce of respect I once had for you." Kakuzu replied shaking his head.
"What happened?!We heard a crash and ran down here!" Kisame and Itachi said as they thundered down the steps into the living room.
"What happened here!?" Itachi exclaimed at the strange sight;Deidara was holding a shaking Akira near a broken window, Hidan was standing where the table used to be, and Sasori was turning red from anger , holding a butchers knife while sneaking up on Hidan.
"Hidan freaked out and threw the kitchen table through the window with Veronica still on it." They all said as Hidan raised his hand and said ;
"I did it."
"Veronica?NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" Kisame yelled as he got on his knees and his face looking like the scream.
"Calm dowwn Kisame,it'll be ok." Itachi said as he comforted his boyfriend, but as soon as everyone left the room, they could hear Itachi yelling at Kisame:
" Are you KIDDING ME!!!!!! After all we just did, after we SLEPT TOGETHER, you still love her!! You know what? MAybe you should join her!!" And with that, they heard a small thud, and saw Itachi stomping upstairs, with Kisame following shortly after, saying things like
"Itachi I'm sorry, babe, calm down and let's talk about it."
"wow. First day and I get a table thrown at me. What an awesome first day! Living with some crazy people....." Akira murmmered as she walked upstairs.
"Sorry." Hidan alled after her.
"Yeah yeah, I'm going to bed."
"I'am too , night guys!" Sasori siad, following the steaming girl.
Once upstairs,Akira changed into her new p.js (They had Akatsuki clouds on them.)And turned around to find Sasori wearing only Akatsuki boxers.
"Whad?"Sasori asked around his toothbrush.
"N-nothing, I just haven't shared a room with a guy since I was 13."Akira stammered.
"WHAT!You shared a room with a guy when you were 13!!!?" Sasori choked.
" YEah, my bestfriend, Naruto. Things are different in Konoha, I guess.In Konoha, it's perfectly fine for 2 orphans who are , like, joined at the hip to share an apartment.But when I found my brother Eri, we all moved back into my old house,the one that I lived in when I was ,like,5."Akira explained.
"O-oh that makes sense." Sasori stammered.
" Where's my kitty?"
"Oh, you mean this?" Sasori asked, holding up a black stuffed cat.
"Give.It.Back.Right.Now."Akira growled, holding her hand out.
"GIVE IT!!!!" Akira shouted as she lunged at Sasori and fell to the ground.
After a bit of wrestleing, Sasori put the doll behind his back and Akira's arms followed.Their faces were a few inches apart, then suddenly, Akira hit Sasori on the chest, took her cat, and got into her bed.
"What was that for?" Sasori coughed.
"I felt some thing get hard."
"ANYWAY.What are you going to tell us tomarrow?' SAsori asked, getting into his own bed.
Oh, just what I am."
" I'm not human Sasori."